Are you crazy if you talk to yourself?
Not unless you answer.

At what time of day was Adam born?
A little before Eve.

How can you get a cow into a frying pan?
Use shortening.

How can you make varnish disappear?
Take out the R.

In what school do you have to drop out in order to graduate?
Parachute school.

What colours would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue (blew).

Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me.
Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.

How does a boat show affection?
It hugs the shore.

What bird can lift the most?
A crane.

What animal breaks the law?
A cheetah.

How can a leopard change his spots?
Move to another place.